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You know, I have loved every book and each one was my favorite when I finished it. That’s very true with Killer Moves as well. And yet, this time it seems even more so–I love it! I love where the story went–and where the story took me.

I hope you too will find a few of your own insights in this newest twisted tale of Jolene and Lucille–while you’re laughing and shaking your head, of course!

Also, since there are apparently still a few typos, PLEASE let me know if you find them. Just send me a message with a few words so I can find them and fix them. I can read a sentence a million times and never see missing or extra words. Seriously! Thank you!

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Thank you for hanging in there with me all these years!

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And there’s more. I’ll also be discounting the book next week on one day only for $1.99. Right now, it looks like that day will be November 19, but that could change. I’ll let you know!

Also, do you notice there’s a different thing going on here with the cover? Oh, yeah! All the books are getting new looks and I am loving it! The others will be unveiled soon so stayed tuned. You’ll have no trouble picking out these series books!

Hot Enough to Kill will still be red and have a catfish.
Dead Man Falls will be blue but have a new frog.
Turkey Range Road Rage will be orange and have a horny toad.
And, book five, which you’ll only know about if you read book four, will have a special theme and image. The title’s already in the book at the end, but I’m keeping it a secret here!

I am really excited about this new book and the fresh covers. I hope you enjoy them all as much as I am!

And just for YOU, Killer Moves will be free on November 12, Wednesday, for one day ONLY, so go get it!

Hope you enjoy this newest and wildest adventure with Jolene and Lucille!

Wishing you many MANY laughs!


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Just a quick note to tell you that KILLER MOVES is in the final editing process and is set to launch November 1!

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Watch for another announcement in October to let you know the ONE DAY you can download it on Kindle for FREE!

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Confessions and Dirty Laundry…

Thank you for all the messages and inquires about Killer Moves. I’m sorry I couldn’t respond to each of you individually. Here’s an update on what’s happening. It may  be career suicide to tell this much truth, but that’s what I’m going to do.

Killer Moves is not finished. No surprise there. I’m getting close, but I’m having a few issues. I’ll explain why, but first a little background.

I had a similar situation when I was trying to finish Turkey Ranch Road Rage. I was maybe a third into that book when LIFE happened—lots of it. It pulled the rug out from under me emotionally and physically. I couldn’t step into that world because the real-life version that inspired it had collapsed.

About the time the first book, Hot Enough to Kill, was published, several close relatives became very ill. They were in Texas and we were in Colorado (yes, just like Jolene) and it took a big toll. My father-in-law died in December, my sister-in-law in July and my own mother—yes, the inspiration for Lucille—passed in November, the month Dead Man Falls was released.

For a while, I soldiered on, doing what I had to do, promoting the books, speaking and such. Then, my marriage fell apart, we had to sell the house, he left the country and the kids and I moved to another state.

In truth, the shakeup was long overdue, but that didn’t make it any easier to accept or deal with. And, quite frankly, I didn’t. I held firm to my grip on denial and delusion even after reality was repeatedly placed in front of me. So much so that, like many, I immediately leaped into another relationship within weeks of my divorce. Oh, yeah, I did. And it nearly killed me. You can read all about all of it in Living the Life You Love: The No-Nonsense Guide to Total Transformation by Paula Renaye.

Eventually, after a long and winding (not to mention stomach twisting and head spinning) journey, I was able to step back into Jolene’s world and reclaim my voice, and Turkey Ranch Road Rage was finally born. It was a rebirthing for me too. I was having fun again. I was coming back into myself—and I was moving beyond it.

As my ex-husband said when we were tiptoeing toward divorce, “You’ve changed!” I argued vehemently that I most certainly had not. But I had. And I have continued to change. I am not who I used to be–and it is a very good thing. It does not, however, bode well for Jolene.

Much of my inspiration for writing the Jolene books was because I had wrongs I wanted right. All the people who had done me wrong would finally pay! Well, it didn’t work out that way, of course, but those books became my therapy. Oh, I was doing plenty of deliberate personal growth work otherwise, but Jolene worked through a lot of things for me. Now, having made peace with the past, I am having trouble finding things to write about. Since I’m not angry about anything, it’s really hard to step back into that other viewpoint of the world.

However, I really want to finish this book–and do it well. So, I have been asking the powers that be for help in getting me back to that place so I can write Jolene authentically and amusingly. This weekend, my prayers were answered, although not at all in the way I’d hoped. My lower evolved self has stepped forth and I am officially now on the dark side again!

With all the partying and fireworks for the 4th of July from new neighbors across the street to the 3 am arrival of drunken weekenders in my own usually peaceful condo complex, I am awash in anger, pettiness and the disconcerting urge to kill. I’m good to go! I have to make tracks fast though, because I have to be that other wise and spiritual me in a few days for client appointments. So, I better get back to Jolene while the pot is still stirring.

Before I go, I want to share an interesting side note about what’s true and what’s made up. It’s not nearly as clear-cut as you’d think. In the books, Jolene’s ex-husband Danny had left her and her kids for a teenage bimbo and she was not particularly Zen about it. It wasn’t a reflection of my own life since I was married with three kids at home. That didn’t play well for my story, so I went with a woman’s worst nightmare, thus the lying, cheating ex-husband and teenager scenario. Funny thing happened along the way, however, Jolene’s story became my own history. Did not see that one coming, although in hindsight it was really the only way it could go since I was always saying that I had four children. We should really listen to ourselves more.

That’s it. My confession.

Thanks for hanging in there with me. Killer Moves WILL be published and those of you on my list and those who have written will get a special invitation to download it for FREE.

Stay tuned!


20140619_101723Yes, I’ve changed my hair and my whole life. I’m not updating photos though because these things could change again…

20140612_124325A friend was at a writers’ group with people I knew back in the day and someone mentioned me, saying, “I heard she’s into some really weird stuff now.” No kidding! And I have eight national book awards for personal development to prove it. Ha!


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Killer Moves is the 4th book in the Jolene Jackson Mystery Series.

Hot Enough to Kill is Free on Kindle March 6-9. Tell your friends!!!

Now, about Killer Moves….

Thank you all for sending the kind words of appreciation for the books and the scary death threats because I am woefully behind schedule.” Well, here’s the deal….I have no excuse. Actually, I have lots of them, but that’s beside the point. I really wish the book was finished, but it isn’t. So, to try to make up for a little of my delinquency, I’m sending you the first FOUR CHAPTERS to read right here and right now. It’s unreviewed and unedited, but I feel pretty confident there’s a chuckle or two in there anyway. And while I would also like to tell you that things have improved in Kickapoo and that sunshine and roses abound, that would be a lie. Big fat one. So, let’s go see what troubles Jolene and Lucille are into now!

Spoiler Alert: Be warned, however, reading this is absolutely a spoiler if you haven’t already read the other three books. Read at your own risk!


The Fourth Jolene Jackson Mystery
By Paula Boyd

Chapter 1

“You’ll have to speak up, Mother, I can’t understand you.”

“I can’t speak up,” she hissed. “They’ll hear me. I’ve told you they watch me like a hawk.” Lucille paused then said louder, but more muffled as if she had her hand over the phone. “They’re trying to kill me, Jolene. I mean it. You better listen to me this time.”

“I know it’s painful to do the exercises—”

“Oh, for Pete’s sake, it’s not that. There are things here that just aren’t right.”

Yes, and I was talking to one of them. “Do tell.”

“Don’t patronize me, missy. I already told you that Fred Dirkus just up and died for no reason at all not twenty-four hours ago. Darlene Smithers started having chest pains for no reason at all and liked to have died. And just a few minutes ago, Helen Williams’ arm fell down at her side like a dishrag and she’s here for her knees! Do you hear what I’m saying? This is no rehab hospital, it’s a Nazi death camp. And besides that, the food is horrible and I’m starving to death! You have to get me out of here. Right now!”

I reached for my ever-present bottle of antacids still sitting on my now-empty desk. I’d packed away just about everything else in my house, but thanks to my mother, those mint-flavored stomach-soothers had become as vital to me as air and water. I shook two tablets out of the bottle and popped them into my mouth. “Mother, dear, you have a new hip and an old femur held together with steel pins and rods. You need rehabilitating and that’s why you’re there.”

“You aren’t listening to me!”

“I have heard every single word you said, just as I have heard every single word from every one of your previous phone calls. Specifically, on day one, you wanted me to come get you immediately because the place was a loony bin. You were the only sane person in there—staff, patients or otherwise—and there was no way you were going to get better surrounded by people like chain-smoking alcoholic Fred and hypochondriac-kook Darlene. And to further recap, eating fresh fruit will not kill you and the nurses do not wear black masks and carry whips. I could go on.”

“You listen to me!” she said in a whispered shriek. “Things are not right here, and you have to come get me. Right now!”

“I will be there in a few days, Mother. But you need help and they won’t release you until you’re ready to go.”

“Well, if you don’t hurry up, they’ll be releasing me to the funeral home, that’s what they’ll be doing!”


I sighed, hung up the phone and reached for another mint.

Unlike some of my other forced sojourns to Kickapoo, Texas, I’d escaped taking a bullet the last time around, which, if I thought about it, might still be the same time around since I hadn’t actually escaped or I wouldn’t be packing my essentials to go back and sort of stay there for a while. (I refuse to use the words “live” or “move,” even in the temporary sense, in the same run-on thought as Kickapoo, Texas.) And, come to think of it, getting shot might have been less painful than what actually did happen.

The skeletons my mother had entombed in the family closet were doozies. I still couldn’t integrate them into any kind of reality that actually pertained to me, so we’re going to ignore the emotional trauma and mental anguish aspects of the situation and focus only on the cold hard facts, such as that I became an heiress of sorts overnight. No kidding.

Yep, it isn’t every day that some attorney tracks you down to hand you the keys to a ranch in Texas peppered with your very own oil and gas wells. Now, given that scenario, there’s not a soul alive who wouldn’t envision herself as the next Jed Clampett—I did.

Well, the first thing you know Jo-lene’s a millionaire…

It was amusing for about thirty seconds, but the more the attorney talked, the more I realized that what I’d actually inherited was a job, a liability and a royal pain in the ass.

Oh, to be sure there’s a truckload of assets associated with the estate. There are also creditors, liabilities, lawsuits and other various vermin swimming in the cement pond trying to drain it.

Technically, I didn’t actually know what all was in the estate since the attorneys only hit the highlights then informed me that I had to be present in Texas to deal with it. They also informed me that it would not be a speedy process even if there wasn’t toxic waste buried amongst the pump jacks and mesquites, which, of course, there was.

Said waste presumably came from a large plastics manufacturing plant in Redwater Falls that, to everyone’s dismay, now claimed me as major stockholder. There was a pending sales contract for the culprit company, and the legal beagles on both sides of the fence were scrambling to figure out how the hazardous waste and I fit into their picture of corporate bliss. It was a tossup on which problem seemed to worry them the most.

I suppose you’re thinking that I could have just said “no thank you” and declined the inheritance. Well, you would be wrong, because Lucille Jackson made that virtually impossible to do by entangling her properties into the mess in some way that I will probably never understand. So, by order of the team of attorneys who now apparently ran my life, I was heading to Texas.

In a moment of delusional optimism, I’d arranged for professional caretakers to live in my house for three months. The attorneys had strongly suggested three years. I’d made strong suggestions for them as well, but it didn’t really change anything. Like it or not—and we all know I did not—I was going to Texas for an extended stay.

As I’d done a thousand times before, but would not be doing again anytime soon, I swiveled my chair around and looked out my big bay window. The view of the Rocky Mountains was magnificent. The tallest peak in the distance had a smattering of snow still in the upper crevices. Framed by the deep blue of the high altitude sky, it was picture perfect. The temperature outside was about seventy degrees and the air was crisp, clean and virtually bug-less—pretty much everything Kickapoo, Texas was not. Yet tomorrow morning, I was heading south.

Yes, I know I told my mother I wouldn’t be there for a few more days, and yes, I know lying is bad. However, I needed some time to adjust to my own captive situation before I had to go deal with hers.

And well, I had some other things to deal with too. Truth be told, my mother’s injuries and the bizarre estate problems might have forced my hand, but what really made me cowboy-up for the long haul in Texas was the need to know if Jerry and I could sustain a relationship that wasn’t based on my mother’s propensity to commit felonies. We’d been crazy about each other in high school, but ego, pride and plain stupidity on both our parts caused us to go our separate ways. Having Lucille become the county’s most wanted after my dad died had come in handy for reuniting us, but the majority of interactions we’d had with each other had been around just that. What would a normal everyday full-time relationship that didn’t revolve around a homicidal investigation look like?

Yeah, I couldn’t picture it either.

Jerry had strongly hinted that he wanted to find out though. Okay, he hadn’t hinted, he’d very clearly asked me to marry him—and I’d panicked. The mini-meltdown that followed wasn’t pretty, but he’d talked me down off the ledge and it had actually turned in to a moment of honesty about things that we both needed.

It wasn’t news to me that I’d become jaded about that thing called marriage—having your husband leave you and your children for a teenage chick will do that. But cynicism aside, the cold hard truth is that no matter how you dress it up with flowers, lace and romantic notions, marriage is first and foremost a legal contract between you, your partner and your state government. And getting untangled from it can gut you like a fish mentally, emotionally, spiritually and financially—at least it had me.

Now, I trusted Jerry not to do that—I trusted him implicitly—which was something I certainly never said about Danny or the rebound guy who came after him. But the biggest problem in the situation was that I didn’t trust me. Not that I was going to cheat on him—that’s not in my DNA. I didn’t trust that I would still be “me” if I got married. Saying, “I do,” apparently activated some subconscious “Stepford Wives” programming that turned my brain to mush and rearranged my priorities to not include me—I lost myself. That crazy train could only lead back to Lucille, but I had enough family baggage to unpack without adding that to the pile, so I’d decided to ignore the whole marriage thing for the time being.

Ditto for ignoring my mother. She had at least a month in rehab, which meant her ability to cause trouble was limited. Yes, I realize history does not support that theory, but it’s my delusion and I’m keeping it.



“Miz Jackson, are you on that phone again?” A short stocky dark-skinned woman in blue scrubs rolled a wheelchair into the room. “It’s a good thing you have that wireless earpiece, because holding that phone up to your head all day would have your arm and shoulder in a big mess and then we’d have to be working on that too.”

“I don’t know why you’re so worried about what I’m doing, Christine,” Lucille said, keeping eye contact with the physical therapist as she slipped the cellphone into her pocket.” She made a show of pulling off the earpiece and putting it in the drawer of the bedside cabinet. “I haven’t seen a sign anywhere saying that inmates can’t make phone calls.”

“You can’t talk while we’re working and you know it,” she said, pointing to Lucille’s pocket. “Put that away too.”

Lucille huffed and tipped her nose in the air as she pulled out the phone and put it in the drawer. “I don’t see what it hurts to have it with me. I might need it.”

“You won’t,” Christine said, as she set the brakes on the wheels and flipped up the foot holders. “You’re here to get that leg of yours working again, not talk on the telephone. You can do all the talking you want once you’ve done your therapy and exercises. I get paid to get you better and you’re going to get better whether you like it or not.”

“I could do just fine by myself at home right now. I don’t need this.”

Christine propped a hand on an ample hip and shook her head. “We lost half an hour yesterday afternoon arguing about this very same thing, now you get yourself into that chair.”

Lucille clenched her fists. “I don’t want to.”

Christine put the other hand on the other hip and glared at Lucille. “Miz Jackson, you better tell me what’s going on with you these last two days. We’d been making good progress, much better than expected even and now you’re acting like this. You keep this up and you may never get out.”

“Well, I darn sure don’t want to get out the way Fred Dirkus did. Or Marjorie Fields either.”

The therapist’s eyes narrowed. “Just what are you trying say?”

Lucille realized her mistake, but it was too late to take it back the accusation. However, it was never too late to adjust her story. She sucked in a ragged breath and grabbed a tissue from the cabinet. “It’s just that, well,” she said, sniffing a little and pretending to wipe a tear. “I guess I’m just afraid I’m going to die here. That’s what scares old people the most, you know.” Implying that she was old to get on the good side of some little thirty-something dumpling went against her grain, but it might keep her alive, so she swallowed her pride, sniffed and dabbed the corner of her eye. “Nobody wants to die in a nursing home.”

Christine continued to scowl. “If you want to tell yourself you’re in a nursing home, you go right ahead, but I work in a rehabilitation center. If you want to worry about dying, you can do that too. Right now, you look ten years younger than you are. You sit in this room and don’t exercise and you’ll look ninety in a month.”

Lucille’s head snapped up. “Well, that’s just a plain hateful thing to say.”

“It’s the truth.” Christine clasped Lucille’s arms and guided her into the chair. “I’ve seen time and time again. Is that what you want?”

Lucille settled herself then pulled another tissue from her pocket. “You just watch,” she said, dabbing at her nose and sniffing for effect. “I’m going to surprise everybody and get out of here sooner than you think. A lot sooner.”

“I hope you do, Miz Jackson,” Christine said, pushing the chair out the door. “Believe me, I really hope you do.”

As they made their way down the hallway to the workout room, Lucille made it a point to look in every open door that she could, waving at whoever might be in there. It wasn’t her way, and seemed highly undignified, but that was beside the point. It made her look like she was just being friendly rather than suspicious, which she very well was. She doubted that she’d catch a nurse smothering somebody with a pillow, but she had to start somewhere, and keeping tabs on who was in what room seemed a good start.

“Here we are,” Christine said, pushing through the automatic doors into the therapy room. “Are you ready to work that leg?”

Lucille pushed herself up out of the chair and stood. She was still a little wobbly at times, but she was far better than she let on. As she shifted her weight, a slight twinge shot down from her hip all the way to her toes. It hadn’t really hurt, but she moaned because she figured the therapist expected it.

“It’s normal for it to hurt; you’re still very early in the healing process. Age makes a difference too. Bones just don’t heal as fast as we get older.”

“Mine do, you hateful heifer,” she muttered under her breath.

“Do you want a pain pill?”

Lucille gritted her teeth as if biting back pain, which she was because having to keep her mouth shut made her so mad she could spit nails. On her way out the door of this awful place, she’d give them all a what-for. “I don’t need a pill,” she said, taking long deep breaths like Melody had taught her. It calmed her enough that she could release her grip on the wheelchair—and the overwhelming desire to hurl it across the room at the ridiculousness of it all. “Pain pill my hind foot,” she hissed. “Kill-me-dead pill is more like it.”

“What was that, Miz Jackson?”

Another deep breath and stifled snarl. “I said I’ll do whatever I have to, Christine. Now, let’s get this over with.”



Chapter 2

I pulled into the driveway at Mother’s house around midnight. It felt like I’d been driving for days, although, technically, it had only been about fourteen hours. Considering that I’d made at least thirty-two procrastination stops along the way—a pathetic attempt to delay the inevitable—I’d actually made the 700-mile trek from Colorado in good time. Also amazingly, I’d gotten relatively good gas mileage for having the Tahoe’s every nook and cranny packed tight with things I couldn’t live without during my extended stay here. (No, I am not moving, only staying for a bitthat’s my coping strategy, so, like Texas, don’t mess with it!)

With only a few days to handle the arrangements, I was pretty impressed with myself for getting caretakers in and getting my stuff out. I’d packed all my personal essentials, including most of my clothing and some special things I didn’t want to leave behind with the caretakers. I’d also loaded up all my office equipment and supplies since I had a job to do and needed the means to do it.

Now, staring in the rear view mirror at the mass of stuff behind me that had to be dealt with, I wasn’t feeling quite so smug. There was no reason for me to have hauled all this crap down here just so I could haul it back. Particularly since I—or at least the estate—had the means to buy whatever I needed, including a whole freakin’ computer store apparently. Well, maybe…possibly. “Oh, hell, I really have no idea how much money there is and if or when I will have access to it. And that is exactly why I have avoided thinking about any of it.”

Before I continued talking to myself, I grabbed my purse and a duffel bag that I’d efficiently packed with everything I would need for the night, locked the car and headed toward the house.

Light flashed and flooded the area.

I screamed and jumped, then remembered. “Damn, motion detectors!”

The lights were not a new addition. I’d bought them and installed them myself not long ago. So why was my heart racing like a scared rabbit? “Oh, I know,” I said, opening the back porch door. “It’s because there’s usually good reason to be scared around here.”

But it wasn’t really that—well, it wasn’t just that. I was on edge for a lot of different reasons, none of which I could really do anything about at the moment. However, what I could do was get myself inside the house, try to semi-relax and possibly even sleep at some point.

After making my way through the back porch, I unlocked the interior door and pushed it open. A thick wall of hot stale air rolled over me. I hit the lights, made a beeline for the thermostat on the wall in the kitchen and turned on the air conditioner. The unit clicked on and the fan whirred to life. After an initial blast of heat, cool air began to pour down from the overhead vent. So did an eerie feeling that I couldn’t define.

I’ve been in my mother’s house alone many times, of course, including a few days ago when I’d locked it up to head home. There had been so much going on then that I had been on autopilot. But coming in here tonight without her here, the house closed up and unlived in, was just plain giving me the creeps. Of course, it didn’t help that the last time I’d been here alone at night—because Mother Dearest had dumped me to go on a date—I’d wound up having a very bad time. Bad as in a kidnapping, a high-speed chase on back roads in the dark and terrifying gunfire—in this case, the gunfire happened to be mine, but I want it duly noted that I was badgered into it. Things didn’t get much better at the police station either, but that’s another story.

In spite of all the unpleasant and near-fatal memories I’d collected here in the last year were more than enough to make me jittery, but this was different, sad, almost like a flash-forward into the future when I would have to deal with all of this alone—when she was really gone. I scolded myself for even having such a thought, because, as I’ve said repeatedly, I am certain the woman will outlive me by a decade at the very least.

Still feeling unsettled, I locked the doors and checked the windows. I also checked inside the closets and under the beds, but it didn’t help me shake off the odd feeling that had started building when I’d turned off the main highway toward Kickapoo. Foreboding was the only name I could put to it, which didn’t fit exactly, but it was disconcerting enough that I stopped searching for a better one. It also took me from falling down exhausted to wide-eyed and nervous. I wouldn’t be sleeping anytime soon.

The air conditioner had cooled the house enough that the prospect of a hot bath seemed potentially relaxing, so I grabbed the appropriate bag and headed that direction. The first thing I had to do was brush my teeth, so I turned on the faucet in the tub while I did that. However, when I dipped a toe in, I astutely deduced that there was no hot water. After confirming that indeed the gas was turned off to the water heater, I read the directions on how to relight the damn thing and managed to not blow myself up doing so. I unpacked a few more things as I waited for the water to heat. Before I realized it, almost an hour had passed. The uneasy feeling, however, had not.

I didn’t spend a lot of time in the tub, but the hot water helped relax me enough that I wanted a snack, so I ventured into the kitchen. I made a cursory look in the refrigerator just in case decent food had miraculously appeared in the week since I’d been gone—it hadn’t. Lucille rarely cooked, but she was darned certain to have munchies stashed somewhere. After a little rustling around, I found a box of cheese crackers I would regret eating and closed the cabinet. Then, I jerked it back open.

Had I just seen what I thought I had? Yes, indeed. Sitting beside a box of vanilla wafers were binoculars. Lucille had been conducting intense surveillance on the drilling activities behind her fence for quite some time, so it wasn’t a great shock to find her viewing tools, but it did make me curious.

Since I had nothing better to do, including sleeping apparently, I took the binoculars out on the back porch and gazed at the eastern sky. The thick Texas air and wispy clouds made a fuzzy haze over the landscape and only a few stars twinkled through. I was just about to give up on spotting a satellite, the space station or galactic cruiser when I caught a flash of light over to the southeast, near the horizon.

It took me a few minutes to find the light again in the narrow field of vision, but I eventually did. And from what I could tell, it was probably a vehicle, going up an incline. Since there was only one such non-flat place anywhere around, it had to be at Bob Little’s house. Well, technically, it was now my house, the one on the hill at my newly gifted ranch—the one I hadn’t seen yet. I vaguely remembered something about there being a caretaker at the place, so it was probably just that guy making a security check.

In reality, I was vague about a lot of things. I’d been so in shock over the whole estate thing that I really hadn’t paid that much attention to the minor details, the major ones having nearly exploded my brain. Now, however, it was right in front of me, and becoming more real by the second—I had to deal with it. A call to the attorney in the morning would be the first order of business. If they had a security service or foreman, or both, I needed to know about it. “And so it begins,” I muttered.

As I stepped back inside the kitchen, the front door bell rang.

I jumped, pure fear shooting through me. I slammed the back door shut and snapped the deadbolt in place then crept into the living room. Leaning over the back of the couch, I peeked out the front window onto the porch—and screamed.

Like a three-year-old. Or maybe like a thirteen-year-old. Whatever the case, the forty-something fool leaped away from the window and ran to the door, flung it open and grabbed the uniformed man on the other side and dragged him into the house.

“You’re here!” I said, stating the obvious, gleefully, perhaps with the abandonment of a child seeing Santa Claus. “I thought you weren’t going to be back in town tonight. I’m glad you are, of course­”

Sheriff Jerry Don Parker did not respond verbally to shut me up. He did, however, respond. Oh, God, did he respond! And you are just going to have to use your imagination about what all happened in that moment and in the delicious ones that followed. Use a lot of imagination!


Chapter 3

I don’t know what time Jerry left that morning, but I do know that he left with a smile on his face. He also left one very happy girl curled up in her old bed with the blue velveteen headboard and worn out mattress. Maybe this Texas thing wasn’t going to be so bad after all.

A bleary glance at the clock on the dresser said it was only nine, so I hadn’t slept the day away even though I really wanted to.

Ding-dong. Ding-dong.

Dammit. Now what? I hurled myself out of bed, grabbed my jeans and shirt and scuttled into them as fast as I could. The bell still rang two more times before I managed to get myself to the door.

Agnes Riddles stood in the doorway with a big brown sack. “I saw you were here this morning when I went by on my way to the post office, so I thought you’d probably need some food,” she said, stepping inside and heading to the kitchen.

Agnes was about Lucille’s age, with chin-length light-brown hair, gold-rim glasses, tasteful matching knit separates and a genuinely good heart. She was also one of Mother’s two best friends in the whole world—the down-to-earth sane one. The other was Merline Campbell, and I was never sure how the term “friend” fit into that relationship—competing but loyal cobras would be a more apt description. I followed Agnes into the kitchen, feeling uncomfortable with the gift. “That’s very thoughtful…”

“No, buts,” she said, setting the bag on the counter. “Your mother insisted I come over and clean out the refrigerator last week. I did, but it was hardly worth the trouble since she never keeps a speck of decent food in the house anyway.”

She had a point, but it still wasn’t her problem. I started to tell her that, and that I’m a big girl and quite capable of finding my way to the grocery store and perhaps even cooking something, but I didn’t. That’s just how people were around here sometimes—how Agnes was anyway—and to refuse her gesture would have hurt her feelings. “Well, thank you very much for thinking of me, Agnes. I really appreciate it.”

“You’re quite welcome. I certainly feel better knowing you have some good things to eat. You need to take care of yourself. You’ve got a lot to deal with.”

That was the understatement of the year. “Speaking of which, have you talked to my mother this morning?”

“Oh, yes, she called about seven.” Agnes pushed her glasses up on her nose and smiled. “I didn’t tell her you were here, but I expect she’ll be calling you shortly to see when you will be.”

I expected it too. “Thanks. I thought I’d surprise her later today.”

“That’s good. She’s carrying on something fierce about that rehab place. It seems awful nice to me, more like a hotel and spa, but she’s having a fit about everything.”

“As I understand it, she’s next in line to be murdered.”

Agnes nodded and sighed. “I suppose collecting evidence keeps her occupied, but it sure makes her determined to find an accomplice for a jailbreak. I’m just glad you’re here now to talk some sense into her.”

Optimistic thought, that, but hardly realistic. I’d never been able to talk my mother into or out of anything and Agnes very well knew it. But, hope springs eternal I suppose. “We’ll see,” I muttered.

Agnes put the last of the containers in the refrigerator and closed the door. “It was just a blessing that she got her broken hip the way she did. If she’d fallen here at home by herself, well, I just don’t know if she could have stood the indignity of it—those were her words, of course.”

Of course. But I had to agree. Falling at home was an “old people” thing. Being injured in the course of a homicide investigation—or, technically, interfering with one—was the stuff celebrities were made of, not that she didn’t have enough notoriety already.

“Me, I have two artificial hips and am quite glad of it,” Agnes continued. “Never bothered me for a second, but you know how your mother is.”

Yes indeed, we all know how my mother is.

Agnes folded the sack and tucked it under the sink then walked to the front door. She pulled a slip of paper out of her pocket and handed it to me. “These are all the phone numbers of the people around here in case you need them. Call me any time, of course.”

“Thank you, again, Agnes,” I said sincerely, “for everything.”

She pushed open the glass storm door and stepped outside. “If you want me to go up the hill with you to the house, just let me know.” Looking me in the eye, she added, “It’s probably best not to go up there alone.”

I opened my mouth to ask her what she meant by that, but she’d already turned and scurried to the car. I had plenty of reasons why going alone didn’t sound good, but I had a feeling she had better ones.



Chapter 4


After a long shower and a quick breakfast of eggs and toast, graciously provided by Agnes, I went over the list of what I needed to do before the end of the day. It was neither a short nor fun-filled list. The un-fun part included finding a place to unload and store my stuff, making an appointment with the attorney and, yes, going to see my mother.

That last item was sure to end badly since I was not “breaking her out of jail” anytime soon, which was why I hadn’t intended to go see Lucille the minute I set foot in Texas. However, if Agnes knew I was here, so did everyone else—and had ratted me out to Lucille. If I didn’t get to the rehab center pronto, I’d be hearing about it—loudly.

Clearly, my grand plan to have a few days to myself before anyone knew I was in town had failed about thirty seconds after I pulled into the driveway. If I’d actually let myself think through the situation, I would have realized that would happen. But then again, if I’d let myself think about any part of this deal for very long, I’d probably still be huddled in a corner somewhere, sucking my thumb and mumbling, “I don’t want to and you can’t make me.” Instead, I gave denial and delusion free reign and I just kept telling myself everything was going to be just fine.

Of course, we all know by this point that nothing is ever really “fine” in Kickapoo, Texas, and especially not for me. I’ve tried a lot of things to help me deal with insanity of it all and nothing does. The St. John’s wort pills that were supposed to help keep me calm in dealing with my mother’s murdered-boyfriend crisis and the subsequent mayhem that followed didn’t do squat. I popped those pills like lemon drops, but not once did anybody ever accuse me of being calm.

After my second bullet-ridden adventure down here, It occurred to me that prior to my mother becoming insane, the only time I’d needed pills of any kind had been in the years preceding my divorce from Danny. I’d been taking sam-E for my moods, antihistamines to sleep and high-octane antacid pills so I didn’t choke to death from bile lurching up into my throat when I was semi-comatose. Once Danny vanished, so did the need for all the drugs—instantly and overnight—not kidding. Unfortunately, none of the situations I had to face here were going to vanish that easily, and more likely, the problems would be multiplying like rabbits.

I shook off a shudder and started to add “stop at drugstore” to the list, but I just couldn’t do it. Not this time. This time, Jolene Jackson was not going to fall into that trap. This time, Jolene was going to be in control of her emotions and her person at all times and all by herself, thank you very much. And she wasn’t going to put up with any crap from anybody. Not from her mother and not her new attorneys. And furthermore, she was going to support her assertion that she didn’t need any medication by immediately ceasing to refer to herself in the third person. Geez.

Maybe I really was crazy. I went back to my list and wrote, “Call attorney” one more time. I hadn’t tried crazy on him yet—it might work. Although, I suppose he already thought I was insane since thirty seconds after he informed me I was the sole heir to the grand and well-funded estate, I’d tried to give it back. The team of lawyers there with him, supposedly representing the various business deals left in the lurch by Bob’s untimely death, had not found my responses amusing and had made it abundantly clear that I had no other choice—no good ones anyway.

If I refused to accept, the extensive estate—and all its extensive warts—everything went wholly and directly to my children. Since both were over eighteen, I couldn’t refuse on their behalf either. I know because I’d tried. So, rather than let their academic aspirations—and perhaps morals—be compromised by the mess, I took it on. Which meant, at some point, I was going to have to deal with all the fine properties I’d been bequeathed, including the one I least wanted to. I tentatively added “go see ranch house” to the list. I probably wouldn’t make it there today, but I assumed the attorney would give me the keys to the castle so I could go whenever I got the nerve.

That whole situation felt weird in every way possible, although I couldn’t connect a solid reason for it other than the obvious ancestral issues. Bob hadn’t died there, but somehow it still had that same kind of unsettling and disturbing feeling about it. If Jerry couldn’t go with me, I might very well take Agnes up on her offer.

Before I could add “call Agnes” to my list, a thought shot through my mind like a bullet and I cringed, frowned and curled my lip. I hated to admit it, but for a split second I’d almost wished that Lucille were free and able to go with me up to the ranch house. “Oh my God,” I said, out loud and to myself. “I haven’t been in Texas even a half a day and I’ve already lost my freakin’ mind.”

I grabbed the phone, fished around in my billfold for the attorney’s card. Perhaps if I told him it was a matter of life and death—my rapid loss of brain function certainly supported that theory—he might try a little harder to find a loophole to get me uninherited, like maybe giving it all away. Why couldn’t I just donate everything to a legitimate nonprofit organization with a real mission and let some overseer board somewhere deal with it? The place would make a great “scared straight” kind of boot camp for troubled teens. It certainly scared the crap out of me.

Or what about giving it to Greenpeace? That would be a hoot for about fifty different reasons, none of which were because it would bring either green or peace to the region, although both were desperately needed. On the plus side, if there were any horny toads left in existence, the enviro-militia would have no problem hauling out the big guns to protect them. “Ha!” The dichotomy of that thought was mildly amusing, this being Texas and all, but the half-hearted chuckle that escaped my lips was really just a nervous reflex. Because, quite honestly, thinking about the reality of what my life was about to become was terrifying, which is why I was still grasping at straws to try to avoid it in spite of Mr. Attorney’s legalities that said I couldn’t.

“Well, Jolene,” I said, again out loud and to myself. “You’re here and there’s no way out, so just suck it up, call the stupid attorney and get it over with.”

I did and my call was answered on the first ring.

“Good morning, Vanderhorn Carpenter Vanderhorn Smith, Sheila speaking, how may I help you?”

Wow, say that three times fast. “Good morning, Sheila, this is Jolene Jackson and I­”

“Jolene? Jolene Jackson?”

Oh, geez, really? “Yes, this is Jolene. Jolene Jackson.”

Of course I was being a smartass, although apparently I was the only one who noticed, because within seconds, the law office’s primary attorney, one Edmond G. Vanderhorn, III, Esquire, came on the line to speak to me, personally, immediately and enthusiastically.

“Jolene!” he said chummily, calling me by my first name and thankfully not repeating it. “Good to hear from you. Ready to get this thing going?”

No, I was not, but we exchanged pleasantries—or unpleasantries from my way of thinking—anyway.

Vanderhorn was much cheerier than in our earlier communications, possibly because he thought I had accepted my mission and was fully on board with his plans for settling the estate. I admired his confidence and optimism, but I certainly didn’t share it. His big-bucks spin did not convince me I should be dancing a jig as if I’d won the lottery. Best I could tell, what I’d won was a front row seat in hell, and his blowing “ain’t it great” smoke up my ass and prodding me with a “no choice” pitchfork didn’t change that.

Despite playing the devil in my personal nightmare, Vanderhorn seemed nice enough. He’d been Bob Little’s lawyer for decades and really did seem sincere about wanting to do what he could to help me with the details of the estate—just not getting me free of them. He insisted I call him Ed since we were apparently going to be spending a lot of time together. He also insisted I get to his office as soon as possible so we could get started immediately.

I did have to wonder, though, why an attorney who could command $400 an hour—in Redwater Falls, no less—would instantly drop everything and be available to meet with me at whatever time I named. Granted, this was going to be a long and arduous process and would require a great deal of his professional and billable time to resolve… Yes, I’d just answered my own question and it had probably cost me a couple hundred bucks.

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I know, I know….I’m working on it!

Audio of Chapter 1 is Up!

I have wanted to do this for a long time–and turns out it takes a long time to do, even one chapter! Nevertheless, here is a video with me reading Chapter 1 of Hot Enough to Kill. There’s a short opening video and then just me having fun! Enjoy!

Also, October 24-26 are free days for HOT on Kindle, so please share with friends!

Free Days September 5-7!

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Just a quick note to wish everyone a fun and relaxing Labor Day Weekend. I hope you all get some time off to do what brings you joy!

If you have friends you’d like to introduce to Jolene and Lucille–and really, who wouldn’t want to meet them? Oh, okay, maybe a lot of people since bad things seem to happen whenever they’re around. But then that’s the fun of fiction. It’s real funny when it’s happening to someone else!

So, here are the FREE DAYS for Hot Enough to Kill, the 1st Jolene Jackson Mystery.

September 5th-7th
Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Here’s the direct link to amazon so you’ll have it for quick downloads.

Please share this with your friends!

Have a great weekend!


Read the books in order:

I know, I know! I’m behind! So, to maybe make up for it just a little, I’ve posted more of the beginning of Killer Moves. It isn’t yet set in stone, but you can follow along with the sneak peeks if you want. Just be sure you’ve read the other books first because there are spoilers in this section–big ones!

And the Winners Are…

Thank you to everyone who entered! This was such fun and I am really excited about working each of your names into the book. As it turns out, it is going to be really easy in some ways because serendipitously there are some “real” connections that are just amazing! I’ll share more about that later and post a few sneak peeks here when each person is written in.

So, here are the final winners! I wound up drawing four because I didn’t think I was going to hear back from a couple of people. It all worked out!

  • Paula Ruth Hall
  • Tina Hull
  • Mark Patterson
  • Dr. Deb Luchsinger

Hall and Hull–what are the odds? And a Paula too! I have some really cool ideas how to work in Mark Patterson and Dr. Deb Luchsinger as sort of their “real” selves because they just “fit” the story. Who would have guessed!

This is going to be so much fun–and hopefully funny!

Thank you again to everyone who entered! I really appreciate you!


Last Chance for Your Name to be a Character!

Would you like your name to be a character in the 4th Jolene Jackson Mystery, Killer Moves? Well, the last drawing will be August 1, so be sure you have signed up. The winners so far are: Stan Sewell and Paula Hall.

Paula’s in for sure, but I haven’t heard back from Stan yet. That means there could be two chances to win, so hop over to the website and enter your name and email address in the form on the right.

By the way, I’ve had a lot of people ask about an audio book–specifically me reading the stories. Apparently, there’s something about the way I say things that somehow resembles Jolene and/or makes it funnier. I totally don’t get it, because I am NOTHING like her at all. Nevertheless, I’m putting together an audio clip of a sample chapter of Hot Enough to Kill and will post it on the site soon. Listen at your own risk!

Share this with friends! Who knows who’ll wind up as “characters”!

More soon!


PS: A couple of people have told me they’ve had a glitch with the sign-up form, but my tests work okay, so not sure what’s going on. Still, they are on the list, so we are good to go!

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Winner Announced & Free on Kindle July 18-19

The winner of the July 15 drawing is PAULA HALL!  Congratulations!!!!

The last drawing will be August 1, so there’s still a chance you could be in the book!

Also, Hot Enough to Kill will be FREE tomorrow and Friday (July 18-19) on Kindle, so let your friends know they can download it for free!

More updates soon!



Want to be a character in Killer Moves?

Killer Moves is the 4th book in the Jolene Jackson Mystery Series.How would you like YOUR NAME to be included as a character in Killer Moves? How cool would that be???

Well, not so fast… You have read the other three books, right? Here’s the catch–no guarantees on who, what or how–yeah, it might not be pretty…. It will, however, be fun!

So, here’s what you do:

Simply sign up for updates in the form on in the website sidebar and and you’re automatically entered! THREE winners will be selected at random with a little drawing software program I have and will be notified by email. Once you’ve officially agreed to be a part of this adventure, I’ll make the announcement here.

Drawings will be held June 30, July 15 and August 1.

Come on, it will be fun! And you’ll be a true “character” forever!

Enter your name and email address in the sign-up form on the right side of the website and you’re in!


PS: If you haven’t read the books, click on the links and read a sample chapter so you know what you’re getting into!

Hot Enough to Kill
Dead Man Falls
Turkey Ranch Road Rage

Killer Moves

Here’s the link to Hot Enough to Kill on Kindle.

Sign up! You could wind up joining Jolene for a chicken basket at the Dairy Queen!

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All Books on Sale Now!

Humorous mystery with women sleuthsBut not for long!  Now through May 10, you can get all three Jolene Jackson Mysteries for for less than $7 on Kindle!

The series, in order:

1. Hot Enough to Kill is on sale for $0.99 (Reg. $2.99)–In November, HETK was the #1 downloaded book in the entire Kindle free store with over 40,000 downloads. Check it out!Humor and mystery, award-winning author

2. Dead Man Falls–$2.99 (Reg. $3.99)

3. Turkey Ranch Road Rage–$2.99 (Reg. $3.99)

4. Killer Moves–in progress!

a wild romp across Texas in this fast and funny mysteryThese books have all been revised and updated from their original print publications and are now only available as ebooks.

Dead Man Falls and Turkey Ranch Road Rage will soon be available on Barnes & Noble, Apple and other ebook sites. Will post on update with links as soon as they are available.

These are fast fun reads that are perfect for a few laughs on a rainy day, at the beach and anywhere else. And, after reading about what Jolene has to put up with, you’ll feel really good about your own life!

Keep laughing!


PS: My self-help book, Living the Life You Love by Paula Renaye, just won the Independent Publishers Book Awards GOLD IPPY! Details will be posted soon on my other blog,